The more surgical crap you where outside of the OR, the less likely you are to be a surgeon:

1. The surgeons usually wear nothing but their scrubs and white coats.
2. The anesthesiologists usually wear scrubs and flaming caps. Nowadays, add iPhones too.
3. The ob/gyns love to wear scrubs, booties, and those silly gowns. Look at me! I think I’m a surgeon. All the other doctors know that they’re kidding though.
4. Scrub techs, nurses, and other miscellaneous staff love to wear just about everything they can to say, “Look at me! I work in an OR. Please confuse me with a doctor!” Their attire, as seen in the cafeteria, includes scrubs, a paper skull cap, paper booties, gown, etc.

Relax people, its just medical humor except for #4.