Archive for August, 2008

Rest in Peace, Mr. Kim



About fifteen years ago, my cousin took up residence in the downstairs bedroom of our house. She was nervous about being on the ground floor and so my parents thought having a guard dog would comfort her. Logically, we decided to bring up a puppy. He was a champion bred Jindo. His pedigree was excellent and well documented. But, for all that pomp, I remember he got car sick and threw up biscuits on the ride to his new home. My mother promptly put him in the bath tub and vigorously rid him of all fleas. To his dying day, he hated water.

My father named him after an orphan character in an old Korean drama who had been taken in by a generous family — Keum Dong. Tiff could never pronounce that name, despite all the tones in the Chinese languages. So, she took to calling him Mr. Kim. Of course, I think it was the cookies in her hand to which he responded and not the name by which she called him.

He was a peculiar dog. We bought him an enormous dog house. But, one day when I was in high school, it hailed in Los Angeles. Incredible but true. As the hail hit the plastic roof of his house like machine gun fire, he ran out completely scared to find himself being pelted by small hail stones. I ran out with an umbrella and covered the both of us. But, to his dying day, he never entered that dog house again. For shame. We had spent a few hundred to get our new puppy the best! And, year after year, on New Years and on the 4th of July, he would panic as the fireworks popping and crackling reminded him of that hail storm. We let him sleep inside the house these two nights of the year. Breathing rapidly and panting heavily with nervousness, he would sleep obediently next to the patio door, never venturing around the house.

He was also a hunter in his younger days. Birds. Cats. Opossums. You name it, he’d catch it and deliver it to the patio door like an offering. I loved him for that. My mother, on the other hand, didn’t appreciate it as much. I don’t think the neighbors knew that more than a few of their cats ended up in our waste bin.

He loved slices of bread. He loved Korean BBQ. He was brilliant as dogs go. He had two marathon one-night stands and fathered two litters. He had a few lady callers too who managed to squeeze through our gates for a little evening romp. That was my boy! He lived a long and happy life. And, we loved him dearly.

Ultimately his arthritis became too painful for him to endure and for us to allow him to endure it. Keum Dong was euthanized Thursday, August 28, 2008. Good bye, my pup. We’ll miss you. Rest in peace.






Taiwanese Stinky Tofu — Absolutely Disgusting



It boggles my mind why Taiwanese people want to abandon the simple beauty of normal tofu to embrace that most fetid of creations — stinky tofu. Apparently, glorious regular tofu is soaked in rotting, fermenting vegetable matter (see 5:29) and other detritus for weeks to produce stinky tofu. What a sick joke someone has played on the Taiwanese to make them believe this is actually food and not rubbish. This YouTube is just the first segment of a documentary on the bizarre things the Taiwanese eat in exile on their small island. Perhaps their societal conscious went insane from the stress of fleeing the mainland. I’ve also heard from a few Chinese friends that some crazy folks actually put feces into the mix to make the tofu stinkier. Absolutely disgusting.

See Part 2 to enjoy a medley of chicken genitalia and unborn eggs.

In fact, this Bizarre Food Taiwan documentary is probably the most disgusting episode I’ve yet to see. The host is a man who can eat just about anything, but he couldn’t swallow stinky tofu. I sat and gagged with him.

Open Internet Through Next Generation Wireless Routers

One that that really boils my blood is how the internet is being usurped by companies who stake their claim to charge for access based on infrastructure. Since they own the cables to your house, they can do whatever they please to your access. Monitor it. Meter it. Manage it. Limit it. This entire Comcast fiasco should really be a warning and a call to arms.

What I would like to see is a new generation of wireless routers which connect among themselves back to hard lines. Soon, many many people will more likely have wireless routers than not. When that day comes, you could conceivably jump from router to router, block to block, neighborhood to neighborhood, back to a government or academic backbone in most urban areas, bypassing commercial internet providers. This is presuming that we could get these wireless routers to talk to each other easily, atomically, and with reasonable security through a common architecture. Perhaps all we need is a device with one radio to configure to our personal needs and one radio which automatically joins my Open Internet movement.

In fact, the next generation internet should be a wireless mesh network. Forget the wired crap we have now. Ultimately, its not sustainable. Wireless is the undeniable future of networking. You can’t cable space stations or the moon! Besides, the people should own the infrastructure, not companies who want to charge them for it. The people should own the natural resources of a nation too, but that’s another rant.

Yes, there are limitations to this idea at the moment and details heretofore not considered, but imagine the possibilities. Tell people they only have to buy a $50-100 open internet router once which will create something of a mesh public network with no service charges and by God, in no time, we could tell these cable and telelphone companies assholes to go to hell with their network management bullshit forever. The more people who adopt internet, the fewer who will be paying you bastards for it.






Beijing Bay

Source: The Pirate Bay
It appears that the International Olympic Committee has requested assistance from the Swedish government in their efforts to limit the sharing of the Olympic opening ceremony through bittorrent. In response, the Pirate Bay has temporarily renamed themselves Beijing Bay with a beautifully irreverent logo.

I find this move by the IOC absolutely despicable. Why is it that everything boils down to what can be bought and what can be sold? Since when did the Olympics become an affair to be accessible by the privileged few? And why don’t we, as consumers, exercise our collective strength and boycott organizations with such loathsome behavior? Don’t watch the opening and closing ceremonies. Don’t watch the Olympics. With viewership down, the bastards in charge of the Olympics might have a change of heart. After all, there is no show without an audience. If the world refused to watch or was prohibited from watching all the pomp and fanfare, would the Olympic ceremonies even have been organized into a production worthy of such extreme protection. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. That’s the Olympic spirit.

Perhaps I would feel less angry if NBC were making such demands. After all, NBC has no qualms about what it represents — a money hungry media machine. But the IOC, in the guise of managing a sacred human trust, has become something foul. Rather than promoting the sharing of the event, it only cares to protect it own interests and continued survival. It is a self-aggrandizing, self-perpetuating bureaucracy basking in its power to “bestow” the Olympics unto cities if provided enough tribute.

With that said, I hope the downloading continues to undermine this myopic business model and destroys whatever profits both NBC and the IOC hope to earn from reselling the opening and closing ceremonies on DVD. The Pirate Bay is perceived to be an organization supporting illegal activities. I disagree. The Pirate Bay is a catalyst for the ineluctable transformation in how media companies will do business in the future. It is only a matter of time.

Full Linux System Backup

Source: http://www.matusiak.eu/numerodix/blog/index.php/2008/08/10/easy-peasy-full-system-backup/

As root, create /backup.
Copy full.lst and backupsys.sh into /backup.
Execute backupsys.sh.

Thanks goes to Martin Matusiak for making this so easy.